Are you crazy? Are you really upset about life? Would you like to survive this phase of your life and still have the chance to be a person again in the future? You know, when and if you ever care about being a person?
Well if you fit this description then I have three simple rules that can keep you alive that you can remember at almost every level of intoxication.
1. Don't do drugs you can't quit.
2. No felony convictions.*
3. No STD's that can't be cured.
3b. Children count as an STD.
Following these simple rules leaves your future self the full range of options that your current self is too upset to take advantage of, without sweating the small stuff.
Plus everyday you go to bed counts as a success, as long as you don't 1) do heroin 2) leave evidence and 3) don't contract hepatitis. And if you need these rules, having a unmitigated success is a nice thing.
*Felonies are fine, its the conviction that has permanent consequences.
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