REALLY bad economics and philosophy jokes

"Alan Gruespan": Chairman of the Federal Reserve who is correct about the economy before 2008 and wrong afterward.

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Obscurism: An umbrella term for any collection of mutually incompatible philosophical schools of thought which you can't tell apart. 

  

Deep Obscurism: An umbrella term for any collection of mutually incompatible philosophical schools of thought which neither you nor anyone you know can tell apart. 

Deep Dark Obscurism: An umbrella term for any collection of mutually incompatible philosophical schools of thought which neither you nor anyone nor anyone they know can tell apart. 

Perfect Obscurism: An umbrella term for any collection of mutually incompatible philosophical schools of thought which no one can tell apart.